Dear god who art in the White House
Hollow be thy name
Please, please, ple-e-e-e-a-s-e
Don’t let Trump be the next President.
Should you allow such to happen,
Martial Law is out of the Question
And I shall have to dwell in the house
In New Zealand forever.
This is the 128th world-famous FOTM Caption Contest!
Here’s the pic, of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg dozing off at Obama’s 2015 State of the Union address:
- Enter the contest by submitting your caption as a comment on this thread (scroll down until you see the “LEAVE A REPLY” box), not via email or on Facebook.
- The winner of the Caption Contest will get a gorgeous Award Certificate of Excellence and a year’s free subscription to FOTM!
- FOTM writers will vote for the winner.
- Any captions proffered by FOTM writers, no matter how brilliant (ha ha), will not be considered.
To get the contest started, here’s my caption:
Justice Anthony Kennedy ponders:
“To be, or not to be–that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows sitting next to a drooling colleague
Or to take action against her…
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